The tale traces back to the yore,
Always heard the rumours in galore,
Aliens walking amidst us, wherefore!
What started off just to be a one-time communication,
With whom I thought was a human.
Eventually, turned into a daily friendly conversation,
Uncovering the mystery of him being a non-human.
Upset and woebegone the alien was distressed,
The tendencies of humans rendered him utterly perplexed,
Beyond tolerance, he finally decided his discomfort to express.
And express is what he did!
Reasoned better to an earthling.
Also, on an online application devised by a mortal,
Carefully to comprehend the twisted ways of us humans for his own self-learning.
Interpreting our ways proved to be beyond his comprehension,
But as a gastronaut he is, the food here caught his attention,
Made his uncertain stay on our planet prolong, owing to the harmless fare obsession.
I wish for him of whatever little I know him,
I’m glad that he fails to completely discern us terrestrials.
May his love for food and music, continue keeping his life forever brimmed,
Uninfluenced by our modus vivendi, he is certainly better being an extraterrestrial.